Low Rider
Hey everybody!
Let’s sit down and talk a minute. You know something that’s been bothering me lately? My mom got a brand new car and she has yet to let me ride in it! What does she think I am, a hairy mutt or something?! Everyone else is allowed to ride in it and I’m a member of this family just as much as they are. She won’t even let me ride in the way back! All these years of unconditional love and companionship and this is how she repays me? I mean my dad lets me ride in his hot rods…I guess I see who really loves me. She is just being plain rude. I am a very good car rider, minus the occasional drooling episode or passing of gas. I guess I’ll just have to butter my dad up so I can go for more rides in my ’49 Chevy- that’s cooler than her new car anyway! Speaking of new cars, wanna know something that is very important to do when you get one that a lot of people forget? Undercoating! Undercoating protects your car’s undercarriage from the dirt and grime that collects under there, plus all of the salt brine they use on the roads during the winter. Undercoating your car could prevent rust and add years to its life. I’m a bit of a low rider myself and my undercarriage gets dirty sometimes too. That’s when I have to visit the torture chamber, AKA the bath tub. Speaking of which, my dad also gives your car a bath before he undercoats it! Well, the underneath at least. You see, he does it a little differently than most. He has you bring it to him the night before so he can pressure wash underneath and get all the dirt off and then he lets it dry overnight and sprays it with undercoating in the morning. He also makes sure to get inside all the panels for the most thorough job in town! Call my dad today to schedule your undercoating, whether you have a brand new ride or you’ve been driving it for years. Already had your car undercoated last year? Yearly touch-ups are recommended.
XOXO,
Drake
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