Spring Fever

Hey everybody!

I don't know about you but I've got spring fever! I'm ready for an adventure! Maybe I'll go to PetSmart for a new toy...No, wait, I want to go to my camp for a weiner roast! Those are always fun. On second thought, that may not be the best idea...When I was out for a walk one time, a kid shouted, "Hey look, it's a fat weiner dog!" It made me real sad. What if they mistake me for a weiner and roast me over the fire?! Okay, better not do that. Hmm... What to do, what to do? Maybe I'll find a hot babe and take her for a cruise to get ice cream. That's probably a bad idea too. Have you seen the roads?! They're full of holes. What if we get swallowed? Plus, I don't even think Big Tree is open yet. That's my favorite spot! The ladies like it too. Man, I'm going nuts cooped up in this house all the time- I've gotta do something! My sister says I'm sassier than ever. I get out occasionally to go to work but I'm talking a real adventure, people! I guess while I'm planning my big adventure, I could take a small trip down to the bucket for a drink or two. Maybe I'll run into a nice lady to wine and dine there, then by spring time I'll be able to take her to Big Tree! Hopefully all the holes are gone by then. I know they come every spring but boy are they bad for your car! Good thing my dad has a new four wheel alignment machine and expert technicians to take care of all your suspension needs! Give my friends at Chase Car Care a call today!

Sloppy Kisses,

Drakey